Humorous Quotes on Age

Humorous Quotes on Age:

"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the
cake." – Bob Hope

"I used to have Mad Cow's disease, but I'm alright Nooooooooow." -
Billy Connolly

"No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so
calculating." - Oscar Wilde

"One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that
it's such a nice change from being young."- Dorothy Canfield Fisher

"Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle" – Bob Hope

"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it
doesn't matter." - Jack Benny

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