General Humorous Quotes:
"I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it
made my landlord mad as hell." - Garry Shandling
"Humor is also a way of saying something serious." - T S Eliot
"Time is God's way to keep everything from happening at once."- James Brown
"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere
else!"-Yogi Berra
"Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing." - Robert Benchley
"I don't care what is written about me as long as it isn"t true." -
Katherine Hepburn
"When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick."- George Burns
"The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that
perhaps they're too old to do it."- Anne Bancroft
"Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only
three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote
control.."- Diana Jordan.
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle." - Gloria Steinem
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